When in an obviously Hipster establishment and you act a fool AKA laugh loudly, drink too much, tell violent stories, talk openly about nursing interventions and sex lives Hipsters will pretend you are not bothering them. They will stare holes through each other’s faces to avoid making eye contact with you and continue their pretentious conversation. Yuppies on the other hand would go complain to management and try to get you thrown out. That is the main difference between Yuppies and Hipsters. Hipsters pretend they are cool with everyone while obviously thinking they are better than everyone. Yuppies think they are better than everyone and act it.
This post has been brought to you by my friends being insane and me suggesting a hipster place in their area for ladies lunch so I could get a vegetarian meal. I wish I could have taken a picture of the couple next to me because they looked like a parody of hipster “culture”. So funny.