Anonymous said:
Are you into BDSM?


I’ve always been a fan of Bob Dylan’s Sensual Music 

  • Me:ugh ive got a sore leg i better google whats wrong
  • Google:Brain tumour with a life expectancy of 2 weeks good luck

When my patient’s family asks how I keep all the IV bags straight, I’m just like




Well that and my obnoxious labels. One of my biggest pet peeves is when people don’t label their lines. Just make it a habit!!!


ohana means family. family means having your life choices questioned and your flaws pointed out to you

(Source: basedgosh)